VB整人小程序（经典）

VB整人小程序

存为.vbs （注意，会关机）


on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 55 -c ""快叫哥哥，不叫让你1分钟关机，不叫，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "哥哥")
a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快，说 ""哥哥""　","叫不叫","不叫",7000,8000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,5000,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早叫就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "又没让你叫老公"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "记住了,锡尔丁,是你""哥哥""呀!"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "知道叫我什么了么?"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "可千万别叫错了!"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "知道我是谁么?"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "记住了""锡尔丁""?"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "记住了么?~~~"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "别恨我呀!恨我就是爱我!"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "爱我就得叫我""老公""了!"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "88,妹妹!"